today is happy

Screw ice that is EVERYWHERE I walk.

Screw the post office.

Screw Barnes and Noble.

All I want to do right now is drink an Arnold Palmer and watch a horribly awesome movie.

I wish David Bowie was my boyfriend.

If you need anything, you know who to look to - someone else.

Hey babies. It's me Brindy, back on my illegal internet connection! I find that if I sit real close to my window I can pick up a crap signal at 2-3 am.

Guess what chicken butts, I found me camera. Yeah after dumping the contents of my bag out 3 times, searching two different houses and my car, I thought it had been forever lost. As I was reaching in to get my robot coin purse out earlier, I found it! I'm actually quite confused as to how I didn't find it in my bag after dumping everything out three separate times. I think Bigfoot and Elvis are playing some sort of practical joke on me.

Wow, what a random night. I got off work and had to get gas which led to me having a conversation with the gas man about his girlfriend. After that I drove to Eureka. On my way I saw Pelican Point, the hills have eyes and a cow jumped out at me. Then I walked around a cemetery all night(ghost hunt), I'm such a weirdo. Half of the night consisted of me and a few other people looking for UFOs. The stars there are amazing! I hate all the light pollution here, it makes me sad inside. It was a pretty fun night. While driving down 86 with my window down, listening to some ipods music with a mountain to my right and a lake to my left, I had this surge of real happiness go through me. It was sort of odd, but it was the first time in a while that I've felt it and it sort of made my whole night.

dinosaur fruit snacks: now with extra cherry pterys!!

Another quick update.

I have had no time to get the Qwest's people to my house, I am sad to be left out of this exclusive club called the internets.

I feel like a complete yuppie jerk lately. I have to use other people's Wi-Fi on my Vaio laptop, I have been listening to NPR on my ipod and I just ate an organic tomato. I miss having my own internet, listening to crap podcasts like red bar radio and eating full scorpion DNA tomatoes. I don't like the word toes in my vegetables it freaks me out.

I have no idea where my camera is. The last time I saw it was at the Midwest Paranormal Conference last Saturday at the Union Station (which was amazing). We had an investigation afterward and it was pretty intense at times. But now my camera is mysteriously missing and I need it for my Mexico trip that is coming up in 4 days. I just keep telling myself it will eventually show up so I don't have a total freak out and stomp a pheasant or something equally as violent.

Question. Why is it when you die you can't leave something like your skull to your family? It's your skull so shouldn't you be able to leave it to someone in your will? I don't get it.

Close only counts in horseshoes and lemonade.. Wait what?

I went camping!!!1!!one!

We saw about 512 pot guts. I'm not quite sure what a pot gut is, but it looks like a chipmunk, a squirrel and a prairie dog had a little bit too much to drink one night and then bam... baby pot gut. I fed them about as much as I ate, which was way more than a human should ever try to consume.

I don't advise trying ultimate smores (oreo, peanut butter cup and marshmallow) unless you want a massive stomach ache.

I had a good time, it is always nice to get away from society and it's ever impending pressures once in a while. I mean - Where else can you go and be content with sitting around throwing M&M's at squirrels? Er... Other then Arkansas.

Saturday I went to a comedy club with Megan, Sean, Brandon, Shelly, Joe and me. I hate trying to get mass amounts of people together, it is such a pain and always makes you realize that most people are just huge a-holes. Yeah, sorry - but it's true. After that I got a slurpee and chased a bunch of ducks and played on a broken spinning thing at a park. You're so jealous.

Sunday I had a nice din din with my Dad, Mandy, Scott and Kevin. I do have to mention that one of the waiters looked like my exes identical twin, I just about had a stroke when I saw him, until I realized there is no way it could be him since he's 1600 miles away. That's the only good part of long distance relationships... You don't have to see them after you break-up.

Back to the point.

My Dad and Kevin made me a cake that had Cars on it, white cake with white frosting, I am cake racist. It was some tasty stuff.

On my actual birthday I had to work all day, I didn't really mind considering I had a whole week off beforehand. After I got off work I went to my Mom's house. She got me a pony! cake and some cake batter ice cream, yum diabetes. It was intense in a very good way, I think every one is trying to make me fat though.

Now that I've wrote my 5 page recap of the week, I think I shall go get some delicious water. You should try it. It comes from this weird place called the tap.

A tap? I've always dreamt of taps.

cougars only drink milk and eat fancy feast

I'm going camping up Cottonwood tomorrow morning with me papa and sister.

I will be bringing my camera to document my time before the bears break into the tent to carry me away *insert corny picinic basket joke here*. I will also be trying out my Oreo smore recipe.

1 Oreo + 1 marshmallow = deliciousness.

Watch out Rachael Ray, Brindy has entered the kitchen and she is not messing around.

In other news - I have this massive bite on my arm. Hopefully it doesn't develop into some type of gross infected hobo spider bite while I am gone... uh or when I get back. Yeah, let's just hope it's a non west Nile virus mosquito bite.

Also: I like ducks. They're pretty neat.

zao mi je, ne govorim hrvatski.

I was about halfway through my day at work when I realized I was dressed like a figure skater gone wrong. The worst part of the whole thing is that when I realized it, I was completely okay with the whole thing.

I had the hardest time trying to sleep last night. Every time I started to doze off I had dreams of my snake coming towards me, imploding on itself and there being blood everywhere, then I'd wake up hyperventilating. Dreams like this are usually reserved for the nights when my sleeplessness drives me to take some form of sleeping aid like melatonin. That's when my brain pulls out the crazy weird dreams like my roommates trying to chop me up to put me into a watermelon to eat me or garden gnomes threatening me unless I make them mashed potatoes.

Does anyone else run into those days where they have no food in their house and you are so busy you can't get to the store to buy anything decent? You know, the days where you resort to that box of cereal that has been sitting in the cupboard since most likely 1998. I seem to be running into those type of days a lot lately, I'm not even that insanely busy either, it is just the thought of going to the crowded store with all the little rabid children running around makes me anxious. Then it seems that the residue of laziness from the people who won't walk an extra 20 feet to put their shopping carts away sticks to me. I make it about halfway to the cart holder thing and chuck it towards it, hoping it will make its way home between the two metal side bars and not towards the massive SUV parked next to it... or do I? Stupid SUVs.

I'm almost thirty

Today I walked in my room and Dark Lord (voldemort), my hamster, was sitting on my floor. I have no idea how he got out of his cage. Sunshine was just kind of chilling in his hamster wheel, I think he is too fat to climb out of the cage. I am a little relieved though because before I left I was going to leave my door open but I forgot and closed it. There are 3 cats in this house, I can't imagine what would have happened to him if the door was left open.

I have made the decision to go on the master cleanse fast thing. It is totally a diet fad, which I am completely against, but I have the weirdest urge to try it. For 10-14 days, depending on how long I last, I do not eat anything except for this drink. The drink is composed of 100% maple syrup, lemons, water and cayenne pepper. WTF. I want to know what the person was on when they decided that the combo sounded tasty. I have done another fast before which got me off my caffeine and junk food addiction but it is back and I am tired of getting headaches when I don't get my daily fix. So nostrovia! to me.